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[usedlaserbeam]

In the interest of expediency, I intend to make this advertisement a concise one. Please forgive the brevity; I've merely learned through considerable experience that in situations like this, a simple solution is generally the best.

I've found myself once again in possession of a fair number of eggs. I'll be attaching a list of their types at the end of this post; please consider adopting one, as I would highly prefer to find good homes for them, and regrettably haven't the capacity to keep them myself.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.


ATT: EggList.doc

Comments

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[captainash]

[Hey, that's a nice enough list.]

Stantlers are those deer with big noses that hang around the Ruins of Alph and try to eat people's hair, right?

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[usedlaserbeam]

Having no firsthand experience with the Ruins of Alph, I'm afraid I can only speculate; however, a Stantler is a deer with a fairly large nose, yes.

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[captainash]

I doubt there's more than one species of those. I'd be happy to take one off your hands.

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[anabottleofcola]

[Ahh, those charming little things that were off-limits in Azalea Town.]

If I may, I would be most interested in acquiring one of those Slowpoke eggs included on the list.

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[usedlaserbeam]

Certainly, I'd be more than happy to oblige you. May I ask where I should send it, and to whom?

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[anabottleofcola]

Naturally! Bobbery is my name, and at this time I'm in Olivine City.

And likewise, might I know in the meantime how much I ought to set aside as payment? Pardon me, as it's only struck me now that the list includes what sorts you've available and in what numbers, but nothing concerning pricing...

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[mianhe]

[ Namsoon was all set on not raising too many Pokémon, but then he made the mistake of looking up Shinx on his Pokédex and aw, why did it have to be so cute. ]

How will you know if they go to good homes or not?

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[usedlaserbeam]

Generally, I speak with any inquiring trainers a bit before I extend them an offer to oblige. It seems to work well enough.

[Read: Yagyuu is a huge liar and doesn't really give a shit about whether it's a good home or not, so long as they take one of his eggs.]

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[mianhe]

I see. I'm kind of interested in getting a Shinx, so... what should we talk about?

[ why, Yagyuu, that's... that's two-faced. ]

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[punchandkiss]

Man, your Pokemon sure do this to you a lot.

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[usedlaserbeam]

The last time was in December, I believe. Though it's only to be expected, I suppose, with the number of them I have on hand at any given time. I can't keep surveillance on all of them at once.

[punchandkiss]

Huh. Mine have only done it to me twice. And one time was mostly Hiccups fault.

Any luck getting rid of them?

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[atrueheroine]

[Oh hey, it's Yagyuu! They haven't spoken in a while but Page remembers him and is fairly fond; for her, that's saying something.]

I take it your Pokemon do this to you quite a bit?

[It sounds potentially snarky but it's....actually not (which, again, is saying something). If anything, Page is amused. But then again, she's always liked children.

...PokeChildren do count, right....]

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[usedlaserbeam]

Frequently enough, I'm afraid, to have quickly picked up the best way of contending with the results. Even if it's only once every several months, that's still more than enough to grow tedious before long.

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[atrueheroine]

I think it's rather sweet.

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But I can see where it would be frustrating.

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I've got the resources to take one off your hands, if you'd like.

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[gracefall]

[ oh boy, oh boy...she hasn't tried this texting thing yet. ]

Whats a bulbasaur¿

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[gracefall]

[ wtf happened to what she typed... she's turning on the voice option-- probably! that's the right button, right? (she got it right this time) ]

Um. What's a bulbasaur?

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

They free? Because I could use an omelette.

I'm joking. Seriously.

[usedlaserbeam]

Generally speaking, when asking to be made responsible for the care and well-being of an unhatched living creature, one doesn't open negotiations with a bad joke regarding potentially eating them.

With that in mind, would you care to try again?

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[ragnarok_strike]

Hey, so what's a Remoraid like?

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[usedlaserbeam]

It's difficult to recall, to be honest; mine hasn't been one in years. However, I seem to remember the experience was fairly rewarding. They're interesting fish, prior to their evolution.

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[failures]

[One of the listed Pokemon catches Larry's eye.]

I've never heard of Druddigon before. Is it a dragon?

[He knows there's plenty of Dragon choices out there but Druddigon is completely new to him and he likes having unique Pokemon.]

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[usedlaserbeam]

It is. This one in particular was left to me upon the departure of an...acquaintance. She's pleasant enough, though I admit I wouldn't have chosen her for my roster if she hadn't been a gift in that way. She's rather...unusual.

[papshooshing]

AND NO ONE WAS SURPRISED.

[usedlaserbeam]

I suppose "aghast" would be a more fitting word, it's true.