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In the interest of expediency, I intend to make this advertisement a concise one. Please forgive the brevity; I've merely learned through considerable experience that in situations like this, a simple solution is generally the best.

I've found myself once again in possession of a fair number of eggs. I'll be attaching a list of their types at the end of this post; please consider adopting one, as I would highly prefer to find good homes for them, and regrettably haven't the capacity to keep them myself.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

ATT: EggList.doc

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[Hey, that's a nice enough list.]

Stantlers are those deer with big noses that hang around the Ruins of Alph and try to eat people's hair, right?

Having no firsthand experience with the Ruins of Alph, I'm afraid I can only speculate; however, a Stantler is a deer with a fairly large nose, yes.

[Ahh, those charming little things that were off-limits in Azalea Town.]

If I may, I would be most interested in acquiring one of those Slowpoke eggs included on the list.

Certainly, I'd be more than happy to oblige you. May I ask where I should send it, and to whom?

Naturally! Bobbery is my name, and at this time I'm in Olivine City.

And likewise, might I know in the meantime how much I ought to set aside as payment? Pardon me, as it's only struck me now that the list includes what sorts you've available and in what numbers, but nothing concerning pricing...

Ah — that's because I don't intend to charge anything for these eggs. I'm more than happy to give them away to good homes and interested trainers.

Would sending it via the PC be convenient for you, then? Or would you prefer a live courier?

[ Namsoon was all set on not raising too many Pokémon, but then he made the mistake of looking up Shinx on his Pokédex and aw, why did it have to be so cute. ]

How will you know if they go to good homes or not?

Generally, I speak with any inquiring trainers a bit before I extend them an offer to oblige. It seems to work well enough.

[Read: Yagyuu is a huge liar and doesn't really give a shit about whether it's a good home or not, so long as they take one of his eggs.]

I see. I'm kind of interested in getting a Shinx, so... what should we talk about?

[ why, Yagyuu, that's... that's two-faced. ]

I suppose an introduction might be the logical place to start. I'm Yagyuu Hiroshi.

[Oh, please, he is an exemplary citizen and Pokemon trainer, what are you talking about.]

Mine's Namsoon, '94 line. It's nice to meet you.

[ smilies are friendly, right? he could add a smiley! ]

ㅅㅂㅅ

[ smilies are so awkward... ]

[Oh, Federer, it's one of those. The type who think smileys are cool. Ugh.]

The pleasure is all mine, believe me.

Man, your Pokemon sure do this to you a lot.

The last time was in December, I believe. Though it's only to be expected, I suppose, with the number of them I have on hand at any given time. I can't keep surveillance on all of them at once.

Huh. Mine have only done it to me twice. And one time was mostly Hiccups fault.

Any luck getting rid of them?

[Oh hey, it's Yagyuu! They haven't spoken in a while but Page remembers him and is fairly fond; for her, that's saying something.]

I take it your Pokemon do this to you quite a bit?

[It sounds potentially snarky but it's....actually not (which, again, is saying something). If anything, Page is amused. But then again, she's always liked children.

...PokeChildren do count, right....]

I doubt there's more than one species of those. I'd be happy to take one off your hands.

It'd be my pleasure to oblige you. Where am I sending it, and to whom?

It comes of having a few pairs of particularly amorous Pokemon, and sixteen Eevees who tend to monopolize my attention in advance of them.

Some. I've had a few bites.

Frequently enough, I'm afraid, to have quickly picked up the best way of contending with the results. Even if it's only once every several months, that's still more than enough to grow tedious before long.

To Captain Ash in Goldenrod. Is it a particularly large egg?

Ah, then I can have my courier bring it down to the Pokemon Center as we speak. I'm located in Goldenrod, as well.

I wouldn't say it's larger than any other egg, really, but of course some variance is to be expected.

[ oh boy, oh boy...she hasn't tried this texting thing yet. ]

Whats a bulbasaur¿

[ wtf happened to what she typed... she's turning on the voice option-- probably! that's the right button, right? (she got it right this time) ]

Um. What's a bulbasaur?

It's a Grass/Poison type that looks something like a small lizard or dinosaur with a large bulb on its back. Hence the name, Bulbasaur.

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