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Yagyuu Hiroshi ([personal profile] usedlaserbeam) wrote2013-03-21 10:09 pm

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In the interest of expediency, I intend to make this advertisement a concise one. Please forgive the brevity; I've merely learned through considerable experience that in situations like this, a simple solution is generally the best.

I've found myself once again in possession of a fair number of eggs. I'll be attaching a list of their types at the end of this post; please consider adopting one, as I would highly prefer to find good homes for them, and regrettably haven't the capacity to keep them myself.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.


ATT: EggList.doc

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[personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity 2013-03-29 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You knew I wasn't serious.

If I say please, can I have a new volleyball? Kidding again, in case you weren't noticing.
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[personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity 2013-04-02 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright, fine. I'm being perfectly serious.

I'm Howard. I got here not that long ago. I have a Sneasel that rides in my backpack. I don't got much else but I take really good care of the things I do have, so I'll take good care of an egg, too. I'll like, sing to it at night if that makes them grow bigger, even. Or massage its shell.