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[usedlaserbeam]

In the interest of expediency, I intend to make this advertisement a concise one. Please forgive the brevity; I've merely learned through considerable experience that in situations like this, a simple solution is generally the best.

I've found myself once again in possession of a fair number of eggs. I'll be attaching a list of their types at the end of this post; please consider adopting one, as I would highly prefer to find good homes for them, and regrettably haven't the capacity to keep them myself.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.


ATT: EggList.doc

Comments

[papshooshing]

WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER LOVELY BATCH OF EEVEE EGGS?

[usedlaserbeam]

I have sixteen already. How many more do you think I can fit in a single house?

[papshooshing]

DEPENDS ON HOW BIG THE HOUSE IS.

[usedlaserbeam]

That was a rhetorical question, you realize.

[usedshooshpap]

YEAH, BUT I FELT LIKE BEING A LITTLE SHIT AND ANSWERED IT ANYWAY.

[usedlaserbeam]

In any case, I'm hardly interested in finding out, either way.

[usedshooshpap]

NO DESIRE TO BE THE JANE GOODALL OR WHATEVER TO THE EEVEES?