023 | Mt. Moon | Video / Text;

[usedlaserbeam]

[Greetings from the interior of Mt. Moon, Johto! It's dark. There's no one around and your phone is dead, or at least not on camera, save for the occasional flicker of blue noodly movement at the edges of the screen and two fluffy-looking lumps on the ground — a small but reasonable distance apart — that are probably bedrolls.

Oh, wait, there's something else of interest in this scene.


Considering there's about TWENTY EGGS piled up on top of those bedrolls.

(And a rather satisfied-looking Charizard hovering around in the background.)

There's movement from the one on the left, the shuffling squirming motion of someone groggily coming back to consciousness, and then abruptly Yagyuu sits up, coming perilously close to sending some of those eggs rolling away in the process. He looks down — ]

Lady!

[No, wait. These aren't Eevee eggs. Oh, thank Federer these aren't Eevee eggs.

He looks over at the other bedroll — ]

Nero-kun...

[And with a squeak of Air! from the Dragonair currently commanding the Gear, the feed ends.]

~
[ Some time thereafter, a text appears, accompanied by a snapshot of the eggs: ]

It appears we have some eggs to get rid of.

Please.


[OOC: Aaaaand here's the IC egg post! (The OOC roundup is over here, still with a few Charmander eggs left for anyone interested in them!) Expect responses from both Yagyuu and Nero as they work to foist these eggs off on people!]

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[havemercy]

[ 'Nero-kun' sure does sound strange. Potential new nickname in the works? ]

I would like to adopt one please.

[ One only because Nero would stop her from taking every single one. It is the sad life of a breeder that loves all the cute Pokemon. ]

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[usedlaserbeam]

[Oh, hello, Girlfriend-san, PLEASE MAKE UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND SOON OKAY.]

Kyrie-san, I'd be more than happy to oblige you. Please pick whichever one you like.

[Why is he in the middle of the family dramaaaaa...]

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[ripped]

[If Yagyuu can see Nero's face in the dark, he looks mildly frustrated, his brows knit.]

You've already got a lot.

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[breedslilacs]

Might I inquire as to what Pokemon we would be expecting from these eggs?

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[usedlaserbeam]

[It pains him even to count this off, good lord.]

There seems to be, ah...Dratini, Riolu, Purrloin, Zorua, Charmander, and Bagon eggs. If my count is correct.

[voice]

[lol_less]

[First thing what he saw in the video when he can't sleep at night is... 'babies'. Great.]

Give back to their mom, obviously.

[voice]

[usedlaserbeam]

[Ritsuka, you're speaking to the guy who once had to keep six Eevee eggs specifically because their mother wouldn't let him give them up. That is not an acceptable answer this time.]

Twentysome eggs? I'm afraid that's just not feasible, under these circumstances.

[voice]

[ripped]

Pretty sure their mom doesn't want 'em.

[A grunt from a Charizard. That'd be mama.]

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[snapandscoot]

[[Well, this sounds interesting enough! Especially if those eggs are going for free....]]

You wouldn't happen to have any Fighting types, would you? I have a young Tyrogue who would love a sparring partner his age.

[audio]

[usedlaserbeam]

The dark blue ones should be Riolu eggs, I believe, which ought to be able to hold their own against a Tyrogue. Their sire is certainly an aggressive enough fighter, himself.

[tickleironysjudgment]

[Ah, Agnus believes he recognizes a few of those eggs from a glance-over of psychic types. Best grab one while he can, then.]

Pardon me, I would very much like to take one of those eggs off your hands. Would you happen to have any psychic types? I'm very much interested in those.

[usedlaserbeam]

Psychic?

[He's giving them a glance-over, but he's pretty sure he already knows the answer to that.]

No, I don't think so. [Thankfully.] Some are Dark, others are Fighting and Dragon and Fire, but I don't believe any are Psychic.

[Video]

[subtlecoruscate]

You're just giving them away?

[Video]

[usedlaserbeam]

As soon as possible, preferably.

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[comeatmibro]

Whatcha got, dude?

[ Translation: is there anything cool? ]

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[usedlaserbeam]

A rather unfortunate problem, and entirely too many eggs as a result.

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[dreamsofahero]

*that is a lot of eggs...*

Oh my, it looks as though your partners must get along rather well indeed...

*...yeah, he's totally asking for it, isn't he?*

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[usedlaserbeam]

It's more a warning of what consequences might arise from leaving a roster unattended, I would think.

[usedshooshpap]

I'LL TAKE ONE OFF YOUR HANDS.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE HAD AN EGG TO HATCH.

[usedlaserbeam]

I'd be grateful. Do you have a preference, or shall I just pick one?

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[kyoukashotennis]

[... seriously. Are Pokémon bunnies or something?]

Do Pokémon always have this many eggs or is it just the season?

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[usedlaserbeam]

[Now there's a familiar voice. Almost like...nah, can't be.]

I would hope they don't always have this many, but in my experience, it's always a possibility.

[laplaceattorney]

[Oh, Facetwin, your life is...suffering. Though he finds the Eeveepile adorable, Keisuke got the feeling he wouldn't think that quite so much if it were him taking care of them day and night.

Nevertheless, he's decided that he likes taking care of eggs, after hatching three.]

Ah, Yagyuu... I don't suppose there's anything that would get along well with a Vulpix in there? My other hatchling doesn't take much interest in her, I'm afraid.

[usedlaserbeam]

[Facetwin-kun, how right you are. Yagyuu's breeding life is doomed to be suffering, as you can see here.

But he's sort of secretly pleased at the mention of the Vulpix — knowing all too well where it came from.]

Hello, Takagi-kun. Are you interested in an egg, then?

[And he thinks about it a minute — his own Vulpix, named after his partner...and for a minute it seems like a Fire-type might be best, but then he thinks of his Zorua's illusions, and —

Nope. Super sekrit significance wins out every time.]

The black ones will hatch into foxes, of a variety. Your Vulpix might take well to having one as a friend; I know mine has.

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[newberktown]

I recognize the Dratini eggs and those two look like what Adder used to be... Do you have any other dragon types there?

[Hiccup is predictable and no one is surprised.]

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[usedlaserbeam]

[HEY HICCUP HI.]

Dragons?

[Hang on, he's checki — OH RIGHT, Nero's stupid Charizard.]

The orange ones, I believe, will turn out to be dragons. And likely rather impertinent ones at that.

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[shadowdive]

.... Jeez. They really were busy while you weren't paying attention. [If Pokemon getting it on and having eggs in the ten minutes he's gone weren't just a concept, he'd be laughing more. Nope, keeping the genders separate forever..]

[video]

[usedlaserbeam]

Unfortunately so. Which is strange, admittedly, since they aren't generally so bold.

[video]

[frisbees]

So any of them are game?

[video]

[usedlaserbeam]

For adoption? Yes, I'd be happiest if I could see them all off to adoptive homes. I have no intention of keeping any of them if I can help it.

[pinnedbangs]

[Johto just gets weirder and weirder...]

Why are you getting rid of them? They're like babies, aren't they? [saying you're "getting rid of them" is just rude. RUDE.]

[usedlaserbeam]

Because with twenty eggs to manage, on top of my existing roster, I'd be in a position where I couldn't adequately show them all the attention and care they deserve. I'd rather see them go to homes where they'll be cared for, as opposed to trying to keep them myself.

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[milquetoasthero]

Are you just giving them away like that? [How responsible -- seeing that they get to homes, that is. Hmm.] If it wouldn't be any trouble, then, um... I'd like to take one of those orange ones.

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[usedlaserbeam]

I am, yes. I'd like to see them find good homes — ones that preferably aren't with me.

The orange ones are Charmander eggs. Please take good care of it.

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[broomwithaview]

Um, are any of them cats...?

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[usedlaserbeam]

Hm? The purple ones will turn out to be cats of a variety, yes. Are you interested in one?

[islandshore]

Man, looks like you've got your hands full.

[Of course, Riku's taken the time to look at some of the other responses and look up the Pokémon in question.]

Got any Zorua eggs left?

[usedlaserbeam]

To say the least. I'm sure there's at least one unspoken for, if you're interested in taking it.

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[darksoulwithlight]

I wouldn't say no to one of those Zorua, if you've got one going.

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[usedlaserbeam]

Trish-san, it would be my pleasure to oblige you.

[Schmooze schmooze schmooze.]

[strawberryredgrave]

Red just ho happens to be a favorite color of mine. What kind of pokemon can I expect from that one?

[usedlaserbeam]

Those? Ah, just a moment, please.

[He'll just give you a glimpse of Nero's Charizard, Red.]

They'll eventually evolve into a dragon similar to that.