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[usedlaserbeam]

[Greetings from the interior of Mt. Moon, Johto! It's dark. There's no one around and your phone is dead, or at least not on camera, save for the occasional flicker of blue noodly movement at the edges of the screen and two fluffy-looking lumps on the ground — a small but reasonable distance apart — that are probably bedrolls.

Oh, wait, there's something else of interest in this scene.


Considering there's about TWENTY EGGS piled up on top of those bedrolls.

(And a rather satisfied-looking Charizard hovering around in the background.)

There's movement from the one on the left, the shuffling squirming motion of someone groggily coming back to consciousness, and then abruptly Yagyuu sits up, coming perilously close to sending some of those eggs rolling away in the process. He looks down — ]

Lady!

[No, wait. These aren't Eevee eggs. Oh, thank Federer these aren't Eevee eggs.

He looks over at the other bedroll — ]

Nero-kun...

[And with a squeak of Air! from the Dragonair currently commanding the Gear, the feed ends.]

~
[ Some time thereafter, a text appears, accompanied by a snapshot of the eggs: ]

It appears we have some eggs to get rid of.

Please.


[OOC: Aaaaand here's the IC egg post! (The OOC roundup is over here, still with a few Charmander eggs left for anyone interested in them!) Expect responses from both Yagyuu and Nero as they work to foist these eggs off on people!]

Comments

[tickleironysjudgment]

[Ah, Agnus believes he recognizes a few of those eggs from a glance-over of psychic types. Best grab one while he can, then.]

Pardon me, I would very much like to take one of those eggs off your hands. Would you happen to have any psychic types? I'm very much interested in those.

[usedlaserbeam]

Psychic?

[He's giving them a glance-over, but he's pretty sure he already knows the answer to that.]

No, I don't think so. [Thankfully.] Some are Dark, others are Fighting and Dragon and Fire, but I don't believe any are Psychic.

[tickleironysjudgment]

Ah, of the fighting then? It does one well to be well-rounded, I had merely hoped to acquire some of one type rather than another.

[usedlaserbeam]

One of my best team members is a Psychic type, so I'd certainly recommend it if you have the means and opportunity to acquire one. As for these eggs, however, the fighting type will hatch into a Riolu, which has a fine set of skills in its own right.

By all means, please take one. It'd be doing me a service.

[tickleironysjudgment]

Riolu, is it? Yes. That sounds like a fantastic addition. Please allow me to take one off your hands, then. Thank you for the kindness.

[usedlaserbeam]

I hope it serves your team well. To whom am I sending this egg, and where?

[tickleironysjudgment]

Please send the egg to Agnus of Goldenrod City. I will pick it up presently. Thank you again.

[usedlaserbeam]

Ah, another to Goldenrod City. That'll make things somewhat efficient, and less of a strain on Irene.

action; /jacks

[ripped]

You're not actually gonna give it to him, are you? He's a psycho!

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[usedlaserbeam]

Psychic, Nero-kun. He said he's interested in the psychic type.

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[ripped]

No, I mean him, I know him! He's crazy!

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[usedlaserbeam]

And yet he's willing to take one of the eggs.

[Yagyuu is perpetually a pragmatist here.]

action;

[ripped]

He's probably gonna run some freaky experiments on it or something. Is that what you want?

[ BUT HE'S AN EVIL DOOOUUUCCHHHEEE ]

action;

[usedlaserbeam]

Not particularly, but I also don't want the egg.

And he did say he wanted it to shore up his team.

action;

[ripped]

[If Nero were the type to facepalm...]

Bullshit. The guy's a murderer and a kidnapper.

action;

[usedlaserbeam]

[Oh. Well.

...Shit.]

That's something you know for certain?