usedlaserbeam | 023 | Mt. Moon

[Greetings from the interior of Mt. Moon, Johto! It's dark. There's no one around ~~and your phone is dead~~, or at least not on camera, save for the occasional flicker of blue noodly movement at the edges of the screen and two fluffy-looking lumps on the ground — a small but reasonable distance apart — that are probably bedrolls.

Oh, wait, there's something else of interest in this scene.

Considering there's about TWENTY EGGS piled up on top of those bedrolls.

(And a rather satisfied-looking Charizard hovering around in the background.)

There's movement from the one on the left, the shuffling squirming motion of someone groggily coming back to consciousness, and then abruptly Yagyuu sits up, coming perilously close to sending some of those eggs rolling away in the process. He looks down — ]

Lady!

[No, wait. These aren't Eevee eggs. Oh, thank Federer these aren't Eevee eggs.

He looks over at the other bedroll — ]

Nero-kun...

[And with a squeak of Air! from the Dragonair currently commanding the Gear, the feed ends.]

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[ Some time thereafter, a text appears, accompanied by a snapshot of the eggs: ]

It appears we have some eggs to get rid of.

Please.

[OOC: Aaaaand here's the IC egg post! (The OOC roundup is over here, still with a few Charmander eggs left for anyone interested in them!) Expect responses from both Yagyuu and Nero as they work to foist these eggs off on people!]

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[ 'Nero-kun' sure does sound strange. Potential new nickname in the works? ]

I would like to adopt one please.

[ One only because Nero would stop her from taking every single one. It is the sad life of a breeder that loves all the cute Pokemon. ]

Might I inquire as to what Pokemon we would be expecting from these eggs?

[Oh, hello, Girlfriend-san, PLEASE MAKE UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND SOON OKAY.]

Kyrie-san, I'd be more than happy to oblige you. Please pick whichever one you like.

[Why is he in the middle of the family dramaaaaa...]

[It pains him even to count this off, good lord.]

There seems to be, ah...Dratini, Riolu, Purrloin, Zorua, Charmander, and Bagon eggs. If my count is correct.

Hmm. I wouldn't mind relieving you of a Purrloin.

I'd be eternally grateful. Getting rid of this many eggs will be a challenge, to say the least.

Surely you will find a home for each. There are a lot of people here, after all. How much would I owe you?

Ah, I hadn't intended to charge anything for them. I'm content just to see them to their various homes — as soon as possible. So please accept it as a gift, unless you're adamant about doing something in exchange for it.

I wouldn't mind doing something in exchange really, but if you're positive I also won't argue.

[Hmm. On one hand, he really just wants the egg gone...but on the other hand, he's also not benevolent enough to pass up an offer like that. Hmmm, indeed.]

Perhaps a favor owed, then? As you can see, I'm hardly in any particular need of more eggs at the moment, so a trade at this point would be somewhat pointless.

[[She chuckles at that.]] Yes, I had a feeling you wouldn't be interested in any more eggs. I would be plenty willing to settle on a favor owed.

In that case, if you'll tell me where to send the egg, I'll dispatch my Pidgeot to deliver it as soon as possible.

[Being that he's still, y'know. In a cave.]

And as I haven't had the opportunity to say it before now, please also accept my condolences for the departure of your brother.

[[Oh, she's a little startled to hear that. Excuse the few moments of silence on her end.]]

Ah...Goldenrod, currently. And thank you.

Ah, good, that'll make for a familiar trip for her, then.

Mm, that's good. I'll be here a little while as well, so no need to worry about making adjustments for travel.

The extra time may be necessary, considering my current whereabouts. I appreciate it.

That's perfectly fine, and it's no problem at all. Would you like me to notify you of her safe arrival here?

I would, thank you. It'll be a long flight for her.

Then once she's here, I'll be sure to treat her to a meal and drink as well.

[First thing what he saw in the video when he can't sleep at night is... 'babies'. Great.]

Give back to their mom, obviously.

[[Well, this sounds interesting enough! Especially if those eggs are going for free....]]

You wouldn't happen to have any Fighting types, would you? I have a young Tyrogue who would love a sparring partner his age.

[ She would, but then she would have to admit to being wrong. First lesson of life: women are never wrong. Got it? ]

The black and maroon egg looks interesting. I wonder what kind of Pokemon will hatch from it.

[ Quickly after: ]

Don't tell me please! I want it to be a surprise!

[Ah, Agnus believes he recognizes a few of those eggs from a glance-over of psychic types. Best grab one while he can, then.]

Pardon me, I would very much like to take one of those eggs off your hands. Would you happen to have any psychic types? I'm very much interested in those.

You're just giving them away?

Whatcha got, dude?

[ Translation: is there anything cool? ]

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