Yagyuu Hiroshi (
usedlaserbeam) wrote2012-05-25 01:31 am
Entry tags:
- a lady and her gentleman,
- adieu to the fourth wall,
- always glorious always victorious,
- at least it's the off-season,
- be awed by our shenanigans,
- brb screaming like a little girl,
- dammit niou don't take advantage of this,
- evolution revolution,
- hit the deck it's the grandkids,
- i am fifteen and what is this,
- kirameki hikaru diamond,
- lady is forever the hbic,
- like canon but with pokemon,
- my pokeymans let me show you them,
- no tennis no life,
- screw blankets i've got an eeveepile,
- somehow this is all niou's fault,
- super swank tennis clubhouse,
- teammates whaaaar,
- that boy is threat level red,
- the gentleman is not amused,
- the perils of dramatic irony,
- who let them out in public,
- world's best grandpa,
- ▶ goldenrod city
022 | Goldenrod City | Video / Action;
[So here's an idyllic scene for you: Yagyuu, back in Goldenrod City (wait a minute, how did he get to Goldenrod, he was just in Cerulean a minute ago—) and hanging out in the grass near the Tennis Haus, which has miraculously recovered from the wear and tear it took from the influx of garbage for this temporary weekend and looks as spiffy and well-kempt as ever. The paint job is clean, the grass is trimmed, the tennis court is spotless, and Yukimura's garden is flourishing — and currently inhabited by one rather large levitating man-eating plant, scaring off humans and animals alike who might try to trespass into the domain it's guarding.
And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.
(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)
Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]
...Ah. How did I—
[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.
He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]
...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.
[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]
And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.
(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)
Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]
...Ah. How did I—
[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.
He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]
...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.
[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]

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How long has it been?
[It's a question he almost hates to ask. How long have I been gone, again.]
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Six months or so?
[ It's hard to put a finger on, because all he did was wake up one day after a really strange dream. The dream faded day by day, and there was nothing quantifiably wrong. Sometimes he even forgot about it for a day or two, but then he'd say something to Yagyuu and it just — wouldn't click, or they'd play a match and Yukimura would reprimand them for being off their game. They're always off their game now, and neither of them can figure out how to fix it. It's driving them apart. ]
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His hands slow to a stop. His fingers dig into the back of Niou's shirt.
They said —]
Six months.
[He's growing to hate that figure, six months.
And now there's a lump in his throat that he can't seem to swallow.]
I'm —
[Sorry. He can't say it aloud.]
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Hey, whatever. [ His voice is soft and dark, completely devoid of its usual sharp, bright edges and lively drawl. ] It's not your fault. It's still not your fault.
[ It's just a reminder: it's no more Yagyuu's fault this time than it was the first time. It's not Niou's fault that he left, either, and he's not about to apologize. He wouldn't know where to start. ]
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It should be his fault this time, and he almost lets it crash down on his head, the guilt, but this time around there's something else, too. He's grown, whether he realizes it or not, and he's learned from his mistakes (some of them), and maybe, just maybe, instead of drowning in regret, he can make a difference he can control, instead.
Like leaning into that hand on his face, instead of flinching away.]
I should've told you, the last time I saw you. Waiting too long...it's my fault, for that.
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So before he does, he leans up haltingly and presses a kiss to Yagyuu's lips. It isn't frantic or aggressive; it isn't even passionate to begin with. He just kisses him, maybe apologetically, maybe resignedly, but definitely lovingly. There's no more appropriate word for it. ]
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This kiss is different from the others. And somehow it's not worse or hollower than those others from the lack of passion in it, but it is...different. It's not them the way he'd define them if ever he were called on to try.
But maybe it's what they both need right now, them or not.
His hand finds its way to the tie holding Niou's hair in place and gently slide it free, releasing the strands so he can comb his fingers through them.]
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When they pull apart, they don't do so gasping for air or scrabbling for control. The kiss just tapers off, and Niou actually looks Yagyuu in the eye, quiet and contemplative. ]
... The kids are watching us, you know.
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Grandkids.
[...On the other hand, some things never change, and his capacity to say something incredibly stupid at the worst possible time is one of them.]
Missing you got in the way of giving full and proper devotion to Lady. In Lady's opinion, anyway.
[But then he seems to quiet again, himself, and holds Niou's gaze with a small measure of pleasant surprise.]
But you haven't told me why the ghost and Atobe. Those weren't your usual tricks, unless your Illusion's gotten much better in the time since I last saw you.
i'm not even sorry
I guess I got an upgrade. I mean, it's been six months, so I coulda gotten better, but—
[ He hesitates. This is going to sound batshit no matter how he explains it, but on the other hand, they're standing here in the middle of a pile of foxes and five feet from a giant Venus flytrap with eyes. How much weirder can it get? ]
... I had this dream — maybe. Maybe it wasn't a fucking dream, but I definitely went to sleep right before it — and it was a classic tunnel of light kinda thing, but the guy at the end of it was pretty much absolutely not fucking Jesus. He was wearing skinny jeans and a t-shirt with some kinda English on it, I don't remember, and he had some pretty gay hair. He told me to call him 'sensei.'
[ Niou doesn't bother looking at Yagyuu to try to gauge his reaction. He takes a step back, instead, shoving his hands in his pockets. ]
And he said he needed me for the next chapter, whatever the fuck that means, and then bam, I was a ghost. Seems like my Illusion got bumped up a notch.
consider me dead of lulz
Yeah, okay, that's pretty batshit. And that's coming from a guy with the hots for himself who regularly pretends to be his doubles partner.]
You're suggesting you saw some sort of...divine being, who bestowed some sort of heightened power on you to improve your illusion overnight?
[A pause.]
...Utterly implausible as it sounds, I suppose that could explain Yukimura-kun's tennis.
[Pause.]
And Tezuka-kun's.
[Pause.]
And Fuji-kun's.
[Pause.]
And Seigaku's first-year's.
[Pause.]
...Do you suppose that's also where Atobe-kun got his Hyoutei chant, somehow?
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It's gotta be. No way does a douchebag like that have an actual fanclub that size without some kind of hokey gay Jesus handing it to him.
[ Niou's always been a little jealous of Atobe's fanclub, truthfully. Maybe when he sees this 'sensei' again, he'll make some demands. ]
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...and why everyone is obsessed with Tezuka-kun for some reason...
Okay, you know what, suspension of disbelief. He'll buy it.]
If it is such a person, at least he seems to be favoring you lately? I don't recall ever having a dream like that, myself.
[Speaking of jealous.]
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You'll get your turn. Or maybe the you back home already has.
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[He considers a minute, then reaches for Niou's face in deliberate imitation of Atobe's earlier movement, confident enough that he looks like he knows what he's doing, but gingerly enough to be batted away without protest on a moment's notice.]
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Like you ever don't favor me?
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[What a flagrant lie that is, Yagyuu.]
You couldn't think of anything more interesting to do with your newfound talent than to irritate me?
[He lets his fingers catch beneath Niou's chin and lightly but firmly begins to tip it up, applying just enough pressure to make him tilt his head back — and bare his throat.]
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There's literally nothing more interesting in the world, Yeeeeahgyuu.
Besides, I had to test it out somehow.
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He keeps his tone light, casual. Effortless. Like this is nothing out of the ordinary, like they do this every day.]
I can think of at least one thing.
[He doesn't take his eyes off of Niou.]
Show me another trick, Niou-kun.
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In the end, though, the shift he makes is effortless, right beneath Yagyuu's fingertips: the faintest change in skintone, the subtle rearrangement of features, the bleeding of warm colour into his hair. The easiest part, as natural as breathing, is the way his expression morphs, guarded nerves like the scrabbling of an animal in a cage giving way to the calm calculation of the predator that put it there. His shoulders relax, his chin lifts just so, almost enough to come free from Yagyuu's grasp, and his glasses shine briefly in the sunlight. ]
Will this do?
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(He always knows, rationally, that Niou is Niou and not the mask he's wearing at any given time, but his partner makes it so easy to forget.)
He lets his hand drop, pleased and yet somehow unsurprised by what he's been given, and smiles — an expression that for a moment, looks oddly out of place on his face.]
Haven't I seen this one before?
[Provocation.]
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He passes his hand over his own face, obscuring it for only an instant, but when it comes back into view, it's different — drastically different.
Without the assistance of the eyes-playing-tricks shift from before, he's gone from Yagyuu to a much less familiar face: the angles and lines of Hyoutei's coach, from the touch of flint in his eyes to the beginnings of silver in his hair.
He speaks with a hard undertone and a swift eloquence, words clipped and level. ]
Have you seen this one before?
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But this?
He knows, vaguely, the identity of Hyoutei's coach, and some of the superficial details about him courtesy of Yanagi-kun's briefings. But there's no explanation for how Niou's managing to impersonate him, no connection to him for why he's chosen this mask, and it's —
He's not sure what it is that's keeping him off-kilter about it, really: the wondering why Niou's chosen this man's face, or the sudden shift in the power roles he's perceiving, from facing himself with touches of Niou bleeding into his character to suddenly feeling constricted, restrained, examined and found lacking under the microscope of that steely gaze and polished refinement.]
I haven't.
[It's all he can do to keep his instincts in check, to bite his tongue to keep from saying, No, sir.]