Yagyuu Hiroshi (
usedlaserbeam) wrote2012-05-25 01:31 am
Entry tags:
- a lady and her gentleman,
- adieu to the fourth wall,
- always glorious always victorious,
- at least it's the off-season,
- be awed by our shenanigans,
- brb screaming like a little girl,
- dammit niou don't take advantage of this,
- evolution revolution,
- hit the deck it's the grandkids,
- i am fifteen and what is this,
- kirameki hikaru diamond,
- lady is forever the hbic,
- like canon but with pokemon,
- my pokeymans let me show you them,
- no tennis no life,
- screw blankets i've got an eeveepile,
- somehow this is all niou's fault,
- super swank tennis clubhouse,
- teammates whaaaar,
- that boy is threat level red,
- the gentleman is not amused,
- the perils of dramatic irony,
- who let them out in public,
- world's best grandpa,
- ▶ goldenrod city
022 | Goldenrod City | Video / Action;
[So here's an idyllic scene for you: Yagyuu, back in Goldenrod City (wait a minute, how did he get to Goldenrod, he was just in Cerulean a minute ago—) and hanging out in the grass near the Tennis Haus, which has miraculously recovered from the wear and tear it took from the influx of garbage for this temporary weekend and looks as spiffy and well-kempt as ever. The paint job is clean, the grass is trimmed, the tennis court is spotless, and Yukimura's garden is flourishing — and currently inhabited by one rather large levitating man-eating plant, scaring off humans and animals alike who might try to trespass into the domain it's guarding.
And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.
(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)
Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]
...Ah. How did I—
[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.
He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]
...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.
[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]
And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.
(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)
Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]
...Ah. How did I—
[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.
He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]
...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.
[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]

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He keeps his tone light, casual. Effortless. Like this is nothing out of the ordinary, like they do this every day.]
I can think of at least one thing.
[He doesn't take his eyes off of Niou.]
Show me another trick, Niou-kun.
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In the end, though, the shift he makes is effortless, right beneath Yagyuu's fingertips: the faintest change in skintone, the subtle rearrangement of features, the bleeding of warm colour into his hair. The easiest part, as natural as breathing, is the way his expression morphs, guarded nerves like the scrabbling of an animal in a cage giving way to the calm calculation of the predator that put it there. His shoulders relax, his chin lifts just so, almost enough to come free from Yagyuu's grasp, and his glasses shine briefly in the sunlight. ]
Will this do?
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(He always knows, rationally, that Niou is Niou and not the mask he's wearing at any given time, but his partner makes it so easy to forget.)
He lets his hand drop, pleased and yet somehow unsurprised by what he's been given, and smiles — an expression that for a moment, looks oddly out of place on his face.]
Haven't I seen this one before?
[Provocation.]
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He passes his hand over his own face, obscuring it for only an instant, but when it comes back into view, it's different — drastically different.
Without the assistance of the eyes-playing-tricks shift from before, he's gone from Yagyuu to a much less familiar face: the angles and lines of Hyoutei's coach, from the touch of flint in his eyes to the beginnings of silver in his hair.
He speaks with a hard undertone and a swift eloquence, words clipped and level. ]
Have you seen this one before?
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But this?
He knows, vaguely, the identity of Hyoutei's coach, and some of the superficial details about him courtesy of Yanagi-kun's briefings. But there's no explanation for how Niou's managing to impersonate him, no connection to him for why he's chosen this mask, and it's —
He's not sure what it is that's keeping him off-kilter about it, really: the wondering why Niou's chosen this man's face, or the sudden shift in the power roles he's perceiving, from facing himself with touches of Niou bleeding into his character to suddenly feeling constricted, restrained, examined and found lacking under the microscope of that steely gaze and polished refinement.]
I haven't.
[It's all he can do to keep his instincts in check, to bite his tongue to keep from saying, No, sir.]