usedlaserbeam: (AWKWARD Φ turtle turtle turtle turtle)
[So here's an idyllic scene for you: Yagyuu, back in Goldenrod City (wait a minute, how did he get to Goldenrod, he was just in Cerulean a minute ago—) and hanging out in the grass near the Tennis Haus, which has miraculously recovered from the wear and tear it took from the influx of garbage for this temporary weekend and looks as spiffy and well-kempt as ever. The paint job is clean, the grass is trimmed, the tennis court is spotless, and Yukimura's garden is flourishing — and currently inhabited by one rather large levitating man-eating plant, scaring off humans and animals alike who might try to trespass into the domain it's guarding.

And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.

(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)

Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]


...Ah. How did I—

[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.

He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]


...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.


[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]
usedlaserbeam: (PETENSHI Φ double megane all the way)
[To say Yagyuu is having a Very Weird Day...well, that's kind of an understatement.

To say the least.

Life seemed to be going normally enough, in the beginning; he got out of bed, cleaned his room, washed up, ate breakfast, fed the cat, and put on his warm-ups to go do some swing reps on the tennis court. Everything was going along as usual, glum though it might've been, right up until he got into position and went through the motions of hitting his Laser—and abruptly discovered that not only did attempting to hit the Laser emit a really cool sound from the vicinity of his racket, but it also prompted a soundtrack to cue up in response.

Weird.

(Also probably a good thing the rest of his team wasn't there with him, or he might've been compelled to dance. In formation.)

Life got weirder still when he finished up and went back inside to get ready for work, only to discover that not only had his usual classy coat and slacks disappeared, they'd been replaced with something a little different.

(Why is he wearing sunglasses over his actual glasses? The world may never know.)

And now, en route to work, not only has he been mobbed by a rampaging swarm of baby Eevees, nearly beheaded by what appeared to be a Slowpoke strapped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached, and assaulted by a Smeargle who seemed prepared to stop at nothing so long as it meant getting paint on his clothes, but now he is stopped dead in front of the Goldenrod Pokemon Center.

There is an Arcanine looking at him.

He's almost willing to venture that it's waiting for him.

Yes. This is officially a Very Weird Day.]



[OOC: ARCANINE JOYRIDES ARE IMMINENT. Or just boggle at his terrible amazing fashion sense; double megane all the way!]

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