usedlaserbeam: (AWKWARD Φ turtle turtle turtle turtle)
[So here's an idyllic scene for you: Yagyuu, back in Goldenrod City (wait a minute, how did he get to Goldenrod, he was just in Cerulean a minute ago—) and hanging out in the grass near the Tennis Haus, which has miraculously recovered from the wear and tear it took from the influx of garbage for this temporary weekend and looks as spiffy and well-kempt as ever. The paint job is clean, the grass is trimmed, the tennis court is spotless, and Yukimura's garden is flourishing — and currently inhabited by one rather large levitating man-eating plant, scaring off humans and animals alike who might try to trespass into the domain it's guarding.

And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.

(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)

Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]


...Ah. How did I—

[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.

He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]


...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.


[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]
usedlaserbeam: (CHILL Φ i used to be such a nice boy)
[It's a beautiful day in Cianwood City! The weather is warm! The sun is shining! (And let's be honest, all the happy vibes in the air sure aren't hurting anything, either) And thanks to some convenient teleportation shenanigans, Yagyuu and his Pokemon have found themselves back on the Cianwood beach once more, sunning themselves and enjoying the day.

There's quite a lot of bustle going on in the background of the video, including a Rapidash and a Stantler walking leisurely up and down the beach (taking a long walk, perhaps?) and a Quagsire waddling around poking at rocks with a cheerful air. But perhaps the most romantic sight of all is that of the bright red Octillery and the bright blue Dragonair in the foreground, curled up together and snuggling in a giant mass of primary-colored tentacles and noodly appendages.

Which is all well and good, right up until a beautifully-plumed Milotic comes swimming up onto the beach, fanning out his tail like a preening peacock and beginning to slither amorously toward the noodly pair in the sand. A brief exchange seems to take place: the stereotypical, "Hey, baby, what's a cute girl like you doing with a guy like that?"

And sadly, it seems to work; shy and slightly mortified, the Octillery seems to deflate, noodling himself a little deeper into the sand. The Dragonair, on the other hand...well, she's apparently having none of this.

And proceeds to demonstrate exactly how she feels about some jackass Milotic rolling up like he thinks he's hot shit and making trouble in her neighborhood by dissing her boyfriend.

Via judicious application of percussive explanation.

One exceedingly fierce and noodly battle later, there is an unconscious Milotic (twenty feet long, three hundred fiftysome pounds) in the sand, one incredibly angry Dragonair (thirteen feet long, thirty-five pounds) still beating the ever-living daylights out of its inert body, and one incredibly overwhelmed Octillery looking like he's just fallen in love all over again.]


~

[Later, a text message appears on the Gear network.]

Ah, it seems as though this past Valentine's Day was a successful one on many accounts. Did all the hopeful admirers manage to find a sweetheart to reciprocate their feelings, I wonder?

usedlaserbeam: (NAP Φ tarry not with sleeping senpai)
[The trouble with leaving a Pokegear switched off and unattended is that it very rarely stays switched-off for long, and this is no exception; this particular video opens with a shot of well-groomed brown fur and gradually recedes into this: ]



[The six Eevees in the foreground of the shot, identical save only for the colored collars they're wearing (blue, gray, yellow, green, red, and brown), make such a sight seated in their neat and tidy row that one might easily overlook the rest of the scene at first glance. But on that second or third glance, one might notice the drawn shades in the window silhouetted against the late afternoon light, or the once-empty end table that now sports an interesting array of items (a half-full glass of water, a bottle of aspirin, a box of tissues, a bag of cough drops, and one very nice pair of silver-framed glasses), or the exceedingly nice couch that the Eevees have taken up vigil in front of, which is currently occupied by the dozing form of one Yagyuu Hiroshi, half-covered by a throw blanket and napping peacefully. For the moment.

Needless to say, the Eevees seem to have no idea what to do about this.

(What's he doing? Why is he just lying there like that? Why isn't he playing with them?)

Finally, after a prolonged period of apparently heavy thought, the Eevee in the green collar gets tired of wriggling in place in hopeful anticipation and gets up, jumping nimbly up onto the couch and nudging at his trainer's sleeping form with his nose. After a few repeated attempts with no response other than a quiet noise of sleepy displeasure out of Yagyuu, he sneaks along the cushions and squishes in between Yagyuu and the back of the couch, tucking his feet beneath him as he curls up to wait.

Shortly thereafter, a chain reaction follows: one by one, the Eevees hop up onto the couch, arranging themselves wherever they can find a bit of free space and snuggling in for the long haul, until at last the Eevee Vigil is more like an Eevee Everybody Pile On Grandpa Yagyuu, and this is the shot that holds until at last the video times out.]



[ OOC: Non-action responses will come a few IC hours later, after Yagyuu has woken up from his nap. Action is fair game for anyone in the Tennis Haus, though. (Please be kind. >>) ]

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