Yagyuu Hiroshi (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
usedlaserbeam) wrote2012-05-25 01:31 am
usedlaserbeam) wrote2012-05-25 01:31 am
Entry tags:
- a lady and her gentleman,
- adieu to the fourth wall,
- always glorious always victorious,
- at least it's the off-season,
- be awed by our shenanigans,
- brb screaming like a little girl,
- dammit niou don't take advantage of this,
- evolution revolution,
- hit the deck it's the grandkids,
- i am fifteen and what is this,
- kirameki hikaru diamond,
- lady is forever the hbic,
- like canon but with pokemon,
- my pokeymans let me show you them,
- no tennis no life,
- screw blankets i've got an eeveepile,
- somehow this is all niou's fault,
- super swank tennis clubhouse,
- teammates whaaaar,
- that boy is threat level red,
- the gentleman is not amused,
- the perils of dramatic irony,
- who let them out in public,
- world's best grandpa,
- ▶ goldenrod city
022 | Goldenrod City | Video / Action;
[So here's an idyllic scene for you: Yagyuu, back in Goldenrod City (wait a minute, how did he get to Goldenrod, he was just in Cerulean a minute ago—) and hanging out in the grass near the Tennis Haus, which has miraculously recovered from the wear and tear it took from the influx of garbage for this temporary weekend and looks as spiffy and well-kempt as ever. The paint job is clean, the grass is trimmed, the tennis court is spotless, and Yukimura's garden is flourishing — and currently inhabited by one rather large levitating man-eating plant, scaring off humans and animals alike who might try to trespass into the domain it's guarding.
And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.
(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)
Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]
...Ah. How did I—
[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.
He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]
...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.
[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]
And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.
(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)
Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]
...Ah. How did I—
[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.
He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]
...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.
[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]
2/2 =u=
That was NOT COOL.
Gakuto handspring somersaults out of the way, because he would rather die than lose to a gd pokemon and also did I mention he is a huge showoff? You can tell he is sort of hating his life right now and the dire mission that's been forced on him with every fiber of his being.]
Nice psychobitch eevee, good to see Rikkai is keeping up the standard of being untrained, crazy assholes! Now did you see that stupid slowpoke or not?!
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Far be it from me to tell a Lady what to do.
[He's so amused. And no, he is not calling them off.]
...You mean the one with the rockets strapped to it?
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[Who do you think you're talking to? Of course Gakuto is going to keep moving; it's hard for him to keep still on a good day, let alone one where he's getting attacked by vicious untrained monsters with questionable pedigrees. He's making a bit of a show out of it, too, and he has to admit, if it weren't for the fact that he could DIE HORRIBLY, he'd be having a shitton of fun doing it.
But at the mention of "rockets," he immediately perks up, his relief palpable.]
Yeah, that one! He didn't look, uh, dead or anything, did he-
[But alas, in his excitement, our poor hero makes the mistake of letting his guard down. Should the savage beasts choose that moment to strike...]
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Why are you concerned about a—
[OH SHIT THE EEVEES ARE ATTACKING SHIT wait no they're just attacking someone from Hyoutei, perhaps he will go make a sandwich.]