Yagyuu Hiroshi (
usedlaserbeam) wrote2012-05-25 01:31 am
Entry tags:
- a lady and her gentleman,
- adieu to the fourth wall,
- always glorious always victorious,
- at least it's the off-season,
- be awed by our shenanigans,
- brb screaming like a little girl,
- dammit niou don't take advantage of this,
- evolution revolution,
- hit the deck it's the grandkids,
- i am fifteen and what is this,
- kirameki hikaru diamond,
- lady is forever the hbic,
- like canon but with pokemon,
- my pokeymans let me show you them,
- no tennis no life,
- screw blankets i've got an eeveepile,
- somehow this is all niou's fault,
- super swank tennis clubhouse,
- teammates whaaaar,
- that boy is threat level red,
- the gentleman is not amused,
- the perils of dramatic irony,
- who let them out in public,
- world's best grandpa,
- ▶ goldenrod city
022 | Goldenrod City | Video / Action;
[So here's an idyllic scene for you: Yagyuu, back in Goldenrod City (wait a minute, how did he get to Goldenrod, he was just in Cerulean a minute ago—) and hanging out in the grass near the Tennis Haus, which has miraculously recovered from the wear and tear it took from the influx of garbage for this temporary weekend and looks as spiffy and well-kempt as ever. The paint job is clean, the grass is trimmed, the tennis court is spotless, and Yukimura's garden is flourishing — and currently inhabited by one rather large levitating man-eating plant, scaring off humans and animals alike who might try to trespass into the domain it's guarding.
And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.
(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)
Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]
...Ah. How did I—
[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.
He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]
...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.
[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]
And then there's Yagyuu himself, surrounded by a veritable swarm of seven Eevees, one Espeon, one Umbreon, and one Flareon, all of whom are happy and rambunctious and look like they may very well pick him up and carry him off if he should happen to let his guard down.
(Somewhere in the background, a Slowpoke duct-taped to a skateboard with model rocket engines attached to it goes hurtling by, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like eeeeeeeeeeeed.)
Needless to say, Yagyuu is a little perplexed.]
...Ah. How did I—
[But then he looks down again, and double-takes, because those seven Eevees have all just evolved in the blink of an eye, and he is now sporting two Flareons, a Vaporeon, a Jolteon, a Leafeon, a Glaceon, two Espeons, an Umbreon, and one very dopey Eevee who seems to have failed at evolving in general.
He's almost afraid to look away from them again, for fear that more of them might crop up.]
...It's going to be one of those days again, isn't it.
[OOC: COME HIT HIM UP! Anytime, anywhere, he's in Goldenrod by the Haus but he can easily move wherever you'd like him! COME TO ME, FOURTH-WALLERS, I WANT YOU IN THIS POST. ♥]

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Most of them are Lady's progeny. The other three are inherited from people that have left them in my care. And of course, there's Lady herself.
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That reminds him.]
I wonder who I have with me... I only have one Pokéball, but I haven't had the chance to open it yet.
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[Welp. He hopes it's not someone too big. While he misses Onbin he's not sure if he could fit into the house. Especially with all the Eevee.
One way to find out though. Taking the Pokéball and clicking--
... and ending up being eaten by a Victreebel. Oh geez.]
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He should probably do something to help, even if Shiraishi's death would mean a better advantage at next year's tennis matches—
No, wait, he actually does have a soul, and he proceeds to order Lady to bite the Victreebel in an attempt to get Shiraishi free.]
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At least the bite works long enough for Shiraishi to back off... and fall to sit on the ground.]
Woah... what a greeting. [And the Victreebel seems really hurt... not by the bite, but because she was pushed away :'(
What are you? Koharu?And she will go sulk somewhere now.]Uh, okay...? [Shiraishi'll look at Yagyuu.] Thanks for help.
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[He's still keeping his distance, Eeveepile at the ready.]
You didn't have one of those the last time I saw you, did you?
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