??? | Goldenrod Radio Tower | Broadcast;
Aug. 20th, 2011 11:59 pm[Ladies and gentlemen of Johto, we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming this evening for a Very Special Radio Broadcast™, coming to you direct from Goldenrod Radio Tower...and conveniently lacking in all those pesky little bits of red tape like authorization and advance permission that just get in the way of the show.
As such, the usual Pokemon favorites are conspicuously absent; they've been replaced by something a bit more palatable to the discerning listener. Tangos, jazz, the occasional rondo here and there. And the usual DJs? Yes, well, it turns out they've been replaced by something a bit more palatable, too. Namely, a pair of troublemakers calling themselves
futariniousama and
usedlaserbeam.
First up, a sultry alto (which may seem oddly familiar to a few of you), sounding perhaps more suited to a phone sex hotline than a radio station host: ]
"Evening, Johto~ Are you ready for a very special treat? Because have we got a surprise for you~"
[Then, following that alto, a deeper voice proceeds to chime in—one that a very select few might recognize as sounding very familiar to one Atobe Keigo.]
"And you should all feel honored for the once-in-a-lifetime experience you're about to be given."
[And without missing a beat, the voice switches back—]
"See, we've decided to borrow your airwaves for a little while. Oh, don't worry! We'll take good care of them, promise~"
"Tonight, instead of the usual mundane drivel you people normally content yourselves with—"
"—we're gonna turn up the heat a little bit—"
"—and bring some culture back into your poor, wanting lives."
[And as the first song cues, feel free to just sit back, enjoy the music, revel in the change of pace—or if you're really feeling moved, why not call in? The lines are open, the DJs are waiting, and they'd just love to hear what you have to say. Or, if there's some burning question that's on your mind, why not phone it in to tonight's premiere of Ask Ore-sama, and let him offer his worldly advice to you?
Regardless, we hope you enjoy the show, because all good things must end and the sweetest treats always come with an expiration date. In this case, that'd be the unmistakable sound of the Kangaskhan Cops storming the building—
—But never fear, folks. If there's one thing your hosts know how to do, it's make an exit.]
[OOC: And now, for the tl;dr explanation of these mod-approved shenanigans! ( So much tl;dr! )
As such, the usual Pokemon favorites are conspicuously absent; they've been replaced by something a bit more palatable to the discerning listener. Tangos, jazz, the occasional rondo here and there. And the usual DJs? Yes, well, it turns out they've been replaced by something a bit more palatable, too. Namely, a pair of troublemakers calling themselves
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First up, a sultry alto (which may seem oddly familiar to a few of you), sounding perhaps more suited to a phone sex hotline than a radio station host: ]
"Evening, Johto~ Are you ready for a very special treat? Because have we got a surprise for you~"
[Then, following that alto, a deeper voice proceeds to chime in—one that a very select few might recognize as sounding very familiar to one Atobe Keigo.]
"And you should all feel honored for the once-in-a-lifetime experience you're about to be given."
[And without missing a beat, the voice switches back—]
"See, we've decided to borrow your airwaves for a little while. Oh, don't worry! We'll take good care of them, promise~"
"Tonight, instead of the usual mundane drivel you people normally content yourselves with—"
"—we're gonna turn up the heat a little bit—"
"—and bring some culture back into your poor, wanting lives."
[And as the first song cues, feel free to just sit back, enjoy the music, revel in the change of pace—or if you're really feeling moved, why not call in? The lines are open, the DJs are waiting, and they'd just love to hear what you have to say. Or, if there's some burning question that's on your mind, why not phone it in to tonight's premiere of Ask Ore-sama, and let him offer his worldly advice to you?
Regardless, we hope you enjoy the show, because all good things must end and the sweetest treats always come with an expiration date. In this case, that'd be the unmistakable sound of the Kangaskhan Cops storming the building—
—But never fear, folks. If there's one thing your hosts know how to do, it's make an exit.]
[OOC: And now, for the tl;dr explanation of these mod-approved shenanigans! ( So much tl;dr! )