Yagyuu Hiroshi (
usedlaserbeam) wrote2011-12-20 07:55 pm
Entry tags:
- a lady and her gentleman,
- always glorious always victorious,
- anniversary,
- denial: not just a river in egypt,
- evolution revolution,
- hit the deck it's the grandkids,
- i am fifteen and what is this,
- lady is forever the hbic,
- let's get philosophical,
- mad pokemon breeding science,
- my pokeymans let me show you them,
- quite obviously up to something,
- super swank tennis clubhouse,
- teammates whaaaar,
- the gentleman is not amused,
- the perils of dramatic irony,
- trolling second-years never gets old,
- ▶ goldenrod city
015 | Goldenrod City | Audio → Text;
[No video for you today, Johto, but there is some shuffling of feet, rustling of papers, and otherwise standard white-noise sounds of occupancy heralding you as this post first begins. There's also a light pitter-patter of padded paws across the carpet and, if one listens very closely, the faint trill of a particularly smug, self-important Espeon. That doesn't last for long, though, because soon enough there's a soft thump, and shortly thereafter Yagyuu's voice comes in—]
Lady, this is the third time—
[Another pleased trill.]
What's gotten into you lately? You've been underfoot for days, you've chased Masako, you bit Hirochii, I know you've been harassing Sudoku when you think I'm not watching—what? What is it. What are you trying to—
[Footsteps. A pause. A pause that drags on into awkward, disbelieving eternity.]
...You really felt it necessary to make your point six times over?
[There is a pleased trill from the world's smuggest Espeon, and the audio fades out; later, a text appears on the network.]
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At the risk of attributing far too much credit to these Pokemon of ours, has anyone happened to notice them occasionally displaying motives that appear to be almost unsettlingly human in nature?
Lady, this is the third time—
[Another pleased trill.]
What's gotten into you lately? You've been underfoot for days, you've chased Masako, you bit Hirochii, I know you've been harassing Sudoku when you think I'm not watching—what? What is it. What are you trying to—
[Footsteps. A pause. A pause that drags on into awkward, disbelieving eternity.]
...You really felt it necessary to make your point six times over?
[There is a pleased trill from the world's smuggest Espeon, and the audio fades out; later, a text appears on the network.]
At the risk of attributing far too much credit to these Pokemon of ours, has anyone happened to notice them occasionally displaying motives that appear to be almost unsettlingly human in nature?

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my cleffa thinks she is in a mariachi band and tries to entertain ppl with maracas
my scyther just thinks she is a person nd forgets that shes got blades 4 arms which RLY frickin sucks when she decides to be clingy
my vulpix tries to take ME shopping for accessories or w/e for her. nd my other pkmn. AND ME.
they all do weird stuff but that stuffs definitely more like ppl. those R just some of the things they do, 2
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but its def WEIRD?
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ive gotten used 2 only having rly weird pkmn haha
eevee? not rly.
pretT much the same thing as any other pkmn, but they seem 2 take a LOT longer to hatch
havent figured out a way 2 speed the process up tho
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....wait, y not?
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that makes a lot more sense hahaa... orz
mayB u can try 2 sell them? or give them away or smth
xmas gifts, dude!!
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i think UR kinda boned, dude