andWHY WOULD YOU EVER GIVE SOMEONE A DICTIONARY FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYTHATS JUST MEAN ヽ(#`Д´)ノ
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[text] ... 4/5 I lied
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WHY WOULD YOU EVER GIVE SOMEONE A DICTIONARY FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY
THATS JUST MEAN ヽ(#`Д´)ノ