Oh, honey. I said I didn't mind entertaining two. I never said one of them was going to be you.

[ Sweet and condescending: ] Try being a little more polite and a little less of a douchebag next time, okay? There's not enough room on the air for two conceited pricks.

[ And he'll be ending this call now! Of course, Izaya's free to call back and continue the torment. ♥ ]