Audience? Oh, no. [smile, all teeth.] Audience implies passivity.
[0% to do with the prospect of your hands down his pants, and 100% to do with the fact that the last thing he wants right now is your ditto down his pants while you're behind a door somewhere giggling in the spirit of Schadenfreude.]
action.
[0% to do with the prospect of your hands down his pants, and 100% to do with the fact that the last thing he wants right now is your ditto down his pants while you're behind a door somewhere giggling in the spirit of Schadenfreude.]