[he's just about to reply with something vague and fairly unhelpful, perhaps even in metaphor, when he feels it... climb.
he opens his mouth. closes it, and refocuses on the ditto with something like surprise. in hindsight, he should've realized that it would've been so forward, really. within a span of half a second, he feels the uncomfortable sensation of something shotting up his shorts, and. well.
action.
he opens his mouth. closes it, and refocuses on the ditto with something like surprise. in hindsight, he should've realized that it would've been so forward, really. within a span of half a second, he feels the uncomfortable sensation of something shotting up his shorts, and. well.
an uncomfortable pause.]
No, now it's factual.