[He gives Yagyuu an amused look, like he knows exactly what Yagyuu's thinking — and maybe he does, with exactly how relieved Yagyuu is to see him — and hops up onto the counter to take a seat.]

Poor Yagyuu. Surrounded by idiots everywhere.

[They do seem to flock to him, especially with the way Yagyuu tends to just grin and bear it because of those silly things like propriety and making a good impression. As much as he loves the switch, there are some days when Niou's really glad he's the one of their pair that gets not to give a shit most of the time.]

So, how long you think until that moron tries again and still can't figure out why his houseplant pokemon's looking as bad off as an actual houseplant on fire?